There is too much information about how you can make your life better… and not enough about how you can ruin your life.
If you want to be sad, here’s a great list… 15 Tips That Will Tell You How To Be Unhappy For The Whole Of Your Life…
If you really want to be unhappy for the rest of your life, this is first on the list. Compare yourself with everyone else and then make sure you judge yourself if you are not as good as them in any field.
It doesn’t matter that you are born unique. Ignore everyone who says you should focus on your strengths and do your best. If you want to feel worthless: Compare.
Only happy people think best of others and reserve judgment until they know all the details. Always assume the worst in other people. It doesn’t matter that most people are good deep down… Carry the resentment of anyone who’s ever done you wrong – everywhere and assume everyone else is like that.
Like most parents and all schools teach you: play it safe. Don’t take any risks to do what you really want to do, instead settle for a life that you don’t want to risk, and there will be no reward for it and you end up being unhappy and in huge amounts. You will achieve your goal of regret. .
Instead listen to government, mainstream media, social media comments, teachers, haters, threats, basically everyone’s opinion on how you should live your life.
Suppress that instinct within you – that we all have. It will only guide you in the wrong direction – to happiness and peace. you want sorrow? Don’t ever listen to yourself.
One sure way to success in life is to believe in yourself… so, don’t do it. Think worst of yourself. Always doubt yourself. Even in the most futile tasks – believe that you will fail… and you will.
The news is really great for making you feel like a ruined piece of crap.
There’s no better outlet than to sit around making you feel like a useless slave to the system and consume a totally exaggerated view of everything that’s wrong with the world. Believe in everything they say. I mean, it’s not like they are driven by the agenda of their advertisers. They are creating the right content for the purpose of your FEAR and MISERY. A little mainstream media a day keeps happiness away.
One of the characteristics of the most miserable people is that they complain more than they do. In fact they complain about their work too. It doesn’t matter what problem they’re talking about, it’s always someone else’s fault. They are probably complaining about this video right now.
If you’re just as sad as they are, make a team – 2 unhappy people can be far more unhappy than just one.
Stay away from all things self development, especially those which are the best selling self development books of all time. Yes, they may have changed the lives of millions, helped create more abundance, joy and freedom, but that’s not what you want – you’re here to learn to be unhappy – so Don’t read anything…unless it’s news.
Anything to do with self-development.
Whatever makes you better won’t make you sad… So, do exercises that improve your physical body – instead be a lazy slog and sit down as much as you can.
Meditation, reading, learning, seminars, everything that makes you better. erase it.
Spending time alone allows you to think clearly, have creative ideas, have life-changing ideas, and have peace of mind. Avoid it at all costs. Sleep inside and make sure you’re walking out the door with your mind de-stressed. It will help you come home at the end of the super depressed day.
Regular exercise has been proven to improve overall health and elevate your mood. It gives you more energy and confidence. This is not good. Avoid all forms of exercise to stay unhappiness.
Eating healthy foods not only makes you healthier… it also gives you more energy and clarity of thought… Of course, if you want to be sad you should eat as little processed foods as possible.
Avoid eating healthy
Meditation is for hippies. Yes, sure, it reduces stress… gives you peace of mind, clear thoughts and helps with productivity – but we don’t want that. We want to feel stressed, because stress makes us sad – so make sure you never meditate, especially daily.
This is important, because more and more people are now starting to realize that if they do normal human things every time, or suffer a setback, it usually repairs the relationship and takes away a great deal of stress. Takes it away. from their life.
Instead you should hold onto all the resentment… Never admit that you are wrong… and make everyone feel like they are wrong.
Make sure your ego is always winning every argument, especially with the people you love and you will be guaranteed to be a miserable sack of something.
Social media is a wonderful cesspool of decision-makers who would undoubtedly love to give you their opinion on everything related to your life, and something you believe in.
Plus it’s fantastic for comparison and self-judgment. As for the famous quote we just made up: “The more time you spend on social media, the less social you are and the more unhappy you are.” Hope this list really helped you as much as possible. Helped me to be so sad.
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